Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.

[Class titters]

Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!

[Laughter increases]

Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!

[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]


i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up


i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much